Buys Shoes and Leaves

Does creating a special folder in your favorite places especially for shoes constitute a shoe addiction? Are shoes really drugs in disguise? Does the drug seep into your feet and make you addicted? Maybe before I wasn't buying the drugged shoes. Once I bought my first pair of dressy flats I became addicted. Why do shoes seem to make everything better? Maybe it's because they're so easy to buy; you figure out your shoe size and you go to that section. Then you know that all the shoes in that section will fit. They may not be totally comfortable, but they'll fit. And it's not like some shoes won't look good; they're shoes! People's feet are not that different. Buying shoes does not take endless changing and adjusting. You slip them on, walk around a bit, and buy them. you're out of the store in twenty minutes. Unless it's a big shoe store and you want to take in all the shoes before you leave. Those big shoe stores are harder to shop in because you have to shop based on style rather than size. If you see a great shoe, they may not have it in your size. Shoe stores such as Payless limit customer disappoinment by having you walk directly to your size. Then you only focus on what they have in that size, and you're never disappointed because you can't have a pair you want. Shopping in your size is also fun because if somebody else is shopping in that size, you feel like they're a member of your club. It's like, "Hey, you wear a size 10, too! We both have big feet!" Well, that's what I think, anyway.

Is it strange to have a crush on the Geico Gecko? Does he even have a name? I can't figure it out, but I have a crush on him. There's something about that British accent and those beady little eyes and that cute little smile! I tend to have crushes on many cartoon characters, especially the Disney ones. The list goes on and on. My friends think I'm weird. But they secretly have crushes on cartoons, too. I can tell by how they smile nervously when they call me weird.