An Apple is Born!

Yes, my friends, Apple has been born! This birth is bigger than Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's birth. People around the world are at this very moment estimating the value of a photograph of my adorable Apple. The value: priceless.

As already established, Apple has undergone her fabric and paint change operation and is doing just fine. She sits adorably by the window with her pom-poms and her bright green color and just smiles. I am so proud. She is the "apple" of my eye. I know it's corny, but I just had to say it.

Anyway, it is the first day of summer. I cannot believe I've been out of school for almost a month now and just today summer has arrived. People were saying it was summer in May. That's probably because it's a thousand degrees out. Okay, I'm exaggerating. It's only five hundred degrees out. But either way, it's still hot. Maybe Paris Hilton should change her line for the summer. She should just go outside and say, "It's hot."

So, I don't have much (I actually first spelled it "musch." It's a problem I have.) else to write, because I'm out of original ideas. Don't worry. They'll come eventually.